Democrats…Debate?
by Don Nash
Is that what that CNN/YouBoob thingy was? A debate? Come on, seriously. That wasn’t a debate. Let’s check the old dictionary for some relevance.
debate (di’bÄ?t) noun, a formal discussion on a particular topic in a public meeting or legislative assembly, in which opposing arguments are put forward.
That was NOT a debate. Not in the classic sense of the word. What CNN/YouBoob held was a beauty contest. Pretty face one and pretty face two up against pretty faces second tier. Well and then there’s Dennis Kucinich. Denny isn’t a pretty face. Not by a long shot. Ugh! No disrespect intended there Denny. I’d date Bare-ax before I’d date Denny. Hell, I’d date Bare-ax before I’d date Hill the Shill. Ugh! Bare-ax is one pretty man! Yes he is.
Bare-ax is just a mite short on substance, however so is Hill the Shill, Larry, Moe, and Curly. All pretty faces and no substance. Joe ‘bullets’ Biden has his best grill work in and hair all combed and not a strand out of place. John ‘pretty’ Edwards is coiffured and that must have cost more than $500 bucks. Yup, must have cost Johnny a pretty penny. But then, these are the “best� that the Democratic Party can stuff down America’s throat. Gosh America, do you feel that old gag reflex coming on. Up?
YouBoob made it all fairly uncomplicated and all you had to do was “produce� a YouBoob clip and submit it to CNN. Why, Anderson Cooper was right there to make it all “work.� Wow, didn’t it make you feel all ‘democratic’ and stuff like that there? Why, that’s what their exercise in exclusion was all about. Exclusion. The Democrats are adept at exclusion. So are the seditious Republicans AND the Republicans are better equipped for the work.
Gosh, did CNN/YouBoob leave out America’s homeless? How about America’s ‘migrant’ work force? Oh yeah and how about that raise in America’s minimum wage? Golly, did CNN/YouBoob forget those ‘boots’ on the ground in the Iraq meat-grinder? Why they certainly did. Gosh, the ‘boots’ in the grinder must NOT have had the pleasure of that time accommodation commodity to assemble a YouBoob quality “question for the candidates� video and then get it submitted in a timely manner. Figures don’t it? Gosh, you’d think that the ‘boots’ could “manage� their time just a little better than well you know, that staying alive nonsense.
So here’s a question or so for Hill the Shill and Bare-ax and Joe ‘bullets’ and Dodd what’s his name and ready? Okay, when are you going to quit sacrificing America’s boys and girls and when are you going to bring them home from that Iraq meat-grinder? When are you going to hold our Commander-in-treason to account? When does that impeachment begin? Does Pelosi wear a girdle and is that why she always looked so pained? Does Pelosi always get that schoolgirl “mushy� look each and every time she sees old Ehud Olmert? Wait, that’s the same exact look that Hill the Shill gets when she visits with Olmert. Hmmm, can we conjecture that Pelosi and Clinton have this mutual jealously motif working? Hmmm, is that too many questions for the Democratic candidates? Do Democrats EVER take real questions? I not certain that the Democrats do. Maybe we could ask that Brad guy. Brad knows all about Democrats and what goes on behind those Democrat closed doors. Maybe on the other hand, it’s just better not to know about Democrats and closed doors. Well or Republicans either. Gosh America, maybe it’s time for something else in politics. Anything might just be better than what we’ve got on the old political plate at present.