Positive Universe Abstracts

by Don Nash

So if white guy Jesus met black guy Jesus, would they or could they be friends? Would there be some kind of instantaneous matter/anti-matter annihilation theory that would have to kick in and therefore, a theological implosion could occur? So what if white guy Jesus after meeting black guy Jesus, they became real tight pals? Would they walk arm in arm and set out on a road of discovery? After not so very long, maybe they’d run into Buddha and the three of them just might sit down for a nice cup of tea and maybe a scone or bun or something. It probably wouldn’t take too awfully long before they might see that they have much in common. Why, then they just might set off on some road of discovery and after they’ve travelled a distance or so, they just might run into Mohammed. Blessed be his name.

White guy Jesus introduces black guy Jesus and Buddha to Mohammed, blessed be his name, and they sit down for a chat and some tea and wonder of wonder, they all seem to have much in common. So after they chat and sip some tea for a mite, they all together set out on some road of discovery. After much deep and profound spiritual conversing together, they all four come to the conclusion that the humans have got the entire message of “loving one another� completely and comprehensively wrong. On all counts the humans have got it wrong. Oh-oh, there’s going to be some explaining to do.

Our quartet of divine intelligence and compassionate presence, having concluded that the humans are in egregious error about that “loving one another� theorem would probably be worlds of disappointed at how humanity in general has turned out. “How could they have got such an easy premise so comprehensively wrong?�, one of the divines might ask the other divines. “After all, this isn’t rocket science. Given the Americans fumbling attempts at missile defense, it’s a good thing it isn’t rocket science.� One divine might suggest to the other divines.

“These humans rendition one another and they detain one another and then there’s that nasty torture business. They war almost continually. How could they together as a collective whole, have gotten a message of love and peace so abysmally incorrect?� Our quartet of divine presence might just synchronistically come to that very conclusion. It is possible and considering how marvelously they seem to get along one with another, it is highly probable.

However, we are in the realm of wild speculation so let’s not get overly histrionic about fictional theses. Speculation and even wild speculation is always and only, just that. But, what if? What if we’ve got the whole ‘thou shall not kill’ gizmo wrong? What if God meant what God said about not killing one another? What if God was dead damn on about that “loving one another� premise? What if God meant what God said about “loving one another� and “blessed be the poor� and “blessed be the poor in spirit?� What if God meant what was said about “humans being equal?� What if God meant what God said about “little children?� Blessed be the children, don’t the Holy Books say some stuff about ‘blessed be the children’? I really think that ALL the Holy Books say something exactly like that.

Wouldn’t it be worlds of better if not one more soldier had to die for some idiot lying president or prime minister or king or queen or one ridiculous tyrant or another? What if ALL the world’s religions actually practiced what they all to a person, preached? Wow, maybe our world would be on to something…then. Shouldn’t that which should elevate all of humanity, actually do just that? Aren’t religion and hate sort of a mutually exclusive kind of annihilation theory put to evil use? I’m just wondering that’s all.

Author’s note- I’m off to find a new homeland. Back maybe later…I really hope so.

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