A Monomaniacal Existential Quantifier or…
The sum-bitch is just nuts! by Don Nash
Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon is pulling one of those extra special “secret� visits to Baghdad. You know, that United Nations guy that took over for Kofi Annan. Secretary-General Ki-moon is having a grand soiree with Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki of Iraq fame. You know, in that “secure� Baghdad Green Zone. Safely tucked away in secret and deep in the heart of Green Zone Baghdad well, you’ll never guess what happened. If you guessed that those pesky nefarious “Iraq insurgent� types got their mortars zeroed in on Green Zone Baghdad and the grand soiree of Ki-moon and al-Maliki, you’d be just about dead on as were those pesky “insurgent� types. The mortar rounds shook the bejesus out of the building where Mr. Secretary-General of the U.N. looked at Iraq Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki and, promptly and curiously at the same time as mortar rounds were detonating around their “secret� locale, peed his pants.
The Associated Press reported that “small chips of debris floated down from the ceiling above the U.N. chief after the explosion rattled the building in the Green Zone.� It was at this precise moment, U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon ducked under the podium he was sharing with Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki. Evidently, the “secret� meeting between Ki-moon and al-Maliki wasn’t as secret as the pair were led to believe. Gosh, now how could that be? Just in the way of disclaimer, one could check the quote from the A.P. at the abcnews.go.com site under the title, ‘U.N. Chief OK After Nearby Iraq Attack’. I would never misquote the A.P.. I might make up a quote, but not from the venerable A.P. or ABC. Right.
“Hi, I’m from Texas and my name is Benito Mussolini. Did you know that God and the Pope talk directly to me?â€?…George W. Bush speaking to Brit Hume
The Bush “surge to Baghdad� seems not quite as functional as the war gangsters would like America and the world to believe. Green Zone Baghdad would almost give the impression of a barrel full of water and anyone in Green Barrel Zone Baghdad would be the ducks. Um, Mr. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon? Can you quack? BanKi goes quack and Nouri goes quack and the mortars go boom and the walls go crack! Wow, that’s almost lyrical.
The existential quantifier here is the utter chaos and devastation that is Baghdad daily existence. Well, that would be Iraq overall. Death, destruction, and that just doesn’t translate too optimistically for the Anglos in the Homeland. So the war gangsters spin, deceive, lie their fool fannies off, and deny like nobody’s tomorrow. Iraqis know better and live with that deadly reality. So now, does Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon who got that extra special up close and personal taste of what the real Iraq is all about. Darn near got himself numbered up. “Waiter, can we have a body bag for table six?â€?…Azul al-Tannenbaum
Bush’s monomaniacal fixation on death will be America’s grief far into our wobbly future. War is the best that “Dubyaâ€? can manage. War is after all, the growth industry for the profiteer’s future. Even after Bush declared “Mission Accomplishedâ€? in Iraq, Iraq is hardly accomplished and won’t be for a very long time. By the by, John ‘balls’ Bolton spilled the Bush beans on America’s tacit approval for Israel’s illegal war of preemption on Lebanon. Chalk another one up for the war gangsters and death as an existential quantifier. Bush is pathologically murderous and even the U.N. Secretary-General isn’t safe from the consequences of Bush’s Iraq preemption turned civil war quagmire and nasty state of affairs. “War can be existential however, it’s damned bloody and boorish.â€?…Bishop Cracker the Appalachian