Positive Universe Abstracts

by Don Nash

“Killing Muslims and homosexuals in defense of freedom, is no vice.â€?…Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Marine Gen. Peter Pace “America kills more Muslims by 10 a.m. than Israel can kill all day.â€?…Deadeye Dick Cheney

The Imperial United States Senate has legislated that the third Monday in March be known from now on as, “National Killing Muslims Day.� Wow, America’s newest holiday and three day weekend. Why, yippee! Isn’t it just patriotic as hell that America can celebrate the slaughter and genocide of Afghans and Iraqis with an imperially recognized day of celebration? Why of course it is. Won’t be too much longer and we can celebrate killing Iranians.

Sen. Hillary ‘skulls’ Clinton was quoted as saying, “America will be killing Muslims far into the foreseeable future.� Sen. Joe ‘guts’ Lieberman stated for the record, “I didn’t join up with the Republican Party to quibble about meaningless deaths.� Sen. Orrin ‘bone-gansta’ Hatch remarked, “Muslims aren’t Mormons and therefore we can’t concern ourselves too overly much about their being slaughtered.� America’s imperial senators are a grand lot, no?

Four grinding years later and America is quagmired in Iraq beyond any political consideration. Not that anyone gave any consideration to the Iraq war in the beginning. Hard grounded in truth fact, is as irrelevant to Bush’s Iraq catastrophe as would be honesty and just about any American politician. That would include Democraps and Republi-fascists.

Gosh, remember when Bush and all his frisky pals were adamant about Saddam Hussein and Iraq having weapons of mass destruction? Remember how Condo Rice had her panties all in a tight little bunch because Iraq was that festering nuclear smoking gun and America would never be able to sleep at night ever again because well, Saddam Hussein and Iraq had to be preempted? Remember how Congress and that would be the Imperial Senate and the laughable House of Representatives, laid down in the missionary position and spread those congressional legs wide apart so Bush and his train wreck of an administration could pull a “train� on Congress pre-Iraq preemption? Golly, and here it is four years later and America is starting year number five being quagmired in Iraq and there is no end in sight.

Congress refuses to do more than pontificate about “supporting the troops� and what a load of fresh crap that endless sound bite is. Congress wasn’t so concerned about supporting the troops at the start of Bush’s Iraq quagmire turned civil disaster. Congress willingly wasted 3,225 good American boys and girls and for what? What’s the count for those just shot-to-hell? Support the troops? What bullshit! Congress, Bush, and the good old war machine affectionately known as the Pentagon, wastes life on a twenty five cent bet. Would that really be a plug nickel? Bush lied America into the Iraq slaughterhouse and Congress went along with the Bush lies and to this very day, refuses to hold President lying son-of-a-bitch to account. The American soldiers that paid the ultimate price were wasted to prop up the treason and deception that is the Bush administration and Congress. Impeachment would be the easy way out for Congress. Bush and the traitors to America that are his corrupt administration need to chained, shackled, and then dragged in disgrace to the International Criminal Court at the Hague for a lengthy visit with the nice judges that man the bench.

Wow, four long years and only four more to go. It is only four, isn’t it? In Iraq. We’ll be there for just four more years. Yeah, Bush will fix it all by then. Well, someone will have to fix it alright. Let’s not hold our collective breath waiting on Congress. Yeah, support those troops!

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