Murder, Mayhem, and Miscellaneous Merriment
by Don Nash
Julian Borger writing for the Guardian and dated February 22, 2007, says that the U.S. is full of crap. Specifically, Borger is referring to U.S. “claims” about intelligence and Iran. The U.S. has offered buckets full of innards and assorted rotting victuals to convince the world and America that Iran is axis-ing a nuclear threat and oh boy, we’d better blow the Iranians smooth off the planet. Borger has picked the Bush carcass clean and the numbers or bones if you will, simply do not add up. The IAEA breaks out in full blown sidesplitting laughter at just about any claim the U.S. has to make about Iran and nukes. It is your classic case of crap-o-la on a nuclear hyper-hysteric crisp and the Bush gang of war criminals are selling our world another load of preemptive pasture spread. Nothing says loving like a bunker buster in a Tehran oven. Lunacy I tells ya.
The Agence France-Presse reported on Saturday February 24, 2007, that “U.S. forces launched air strikes on southeast Baghdad and a series of massive explosions rocked the war-torn city.” The last time that I checked, Iraq was an “occupied” nation under occupation by the U.S. and according to the Geneva Convention, the bombing of an occupied nation by that nation’s occupiers was a war crime. Given the warrior machismo of the ‘jets for Jesus’ U.S. Air Force, bombing the occupied city of Baghdad is just another day at the old wanton murder corral. Yee-hah, killing Muslims for George and Jesus. How long has America been about the business of preempting Iraq? I firmly believe that the four year anniversary mark is directly around the turn of the calendar from February to March. Wow, time sure does fly when you’re having fun.
Sunday, February 25, 2007 and Vive le Canada reports that Pakistan and the government of Pervez Musharraf are “fed up with the U.S. and Allies on Afghanistan.” Afghanistan’s Hamid Karzai says that “Pakistan is aiding and abetting the Taliban and al-Qaeda.” Did you know that Hamid Karzai used to work for Chevron? Well old Hamid certainly did work for Chevron. Isn’t that just more than curious. Can’t you just smell the petro-carbon vapors wafting over the war for oil battlefields? Pakistan and Pervez Musharraf are keenly frustrated with the Bush gang of war-for-oil criminals and one Tariq Azim, Pakistan minister of information said, “if the U.S. cannot stop infiltration from Mexico, how do you expect us to control our border with Afghanistan that’s mostly desolate and mountainous?” That’s a pretty good shot from Mr. Azim.
Pakistan and Afghanistan have been getting pretty testy with each other lately and old Deadeye Dick Cheney had to make a stop in Pakistan and then Afghanistan on his way back to the Washington chop-shop, to remind Musharraf who’s calling the shots in Pakistan. Then in Afghanistan, Cheney held Karzai’s hand and reassured old buddy Hamid that the “oil boys rule the world and Pervez better not ever forget that.”
From the Associated Press in Washington, D.C. and dated Sunday, February 25, 2007, Condo Rice the queen of diplomatic cannibalism says, “George Bush would defy troop withdrawal legislation.” Or in the vulgar common vernacular, George is about to break even more American laws and who cares. Sen. Carl Levin (D-Mich) is about to up the ante in the congressional standoff with George ‘destructo’ Bush on preemptive Iraq. Sen. Levin said, “the president needs a check and a balance.” Wow Sen. Carl, you think? Bush needs a psychiatric check and there’s no “debate” about that.
America’s queen of diplomatic cannibalism says that “when it comes to execution of policy in the field, there has to be a clear relationship between the commander in chief and the commanders in the field.” That Condo is pretty darn funny isn’t she? Execution? Policy? Clear relationships? The Iraq preemptive quagmire turned civil war has NEVER been about execution or policy or relationships. Not since the third week in March 2003. Gosh, remember when George ‘destructo’ Bush said “mission accomplished?” That Bush gang of war-for-oil criminals are funny if they are anything at all. Anyone what to bet how long it would take the Bush gang to get the nice judges at the International Criminal Court laughing? Bush’s preemptive genocide on the innocent people of Iraq is some really funny stuff. Yes it war criminally is.
Sen. comb-over Carl says, “we’re going to fund the troops as long as they’re there.” Comb-over Carl is referring to American soldiers getting themselves slaughtered in Iraq. Sen. comb-over still does not get it. It’s been four years and so much mindless slaughter later and comb-over Carl doesn’t get it. Condo the queen of diplomatic cannibalism doesn’t get it. George ‘destructo’ Bush doesn’t get it and he doesn’t listen either. Deadeye Dick gets it profitably. The Iraq genocide and the upcoming Iran genocide are all about oil. Deadeye Dick knows oil and whomever controls the oil controls the war profits. Iraq and upcoming Iran are about war and profits and oil and if innocents must die well, this is about oil and has always been about oil. Humans are not worth the price of a barrel of oil and that is the preeminent fact of post oil-modern early twenty first century pre-rapture world.
Dispensationalism thy name is political vermin and heretic extraordinaire. What are you going to do when the vulgar common masses catch on to your heresy? Those that have ears, let them hear! Those that have eyes, why can’t you see?
Curious footnote- The Sidney Morning Herald reports that Deadeye Dick Cheney did NOT land in Afghanistan and meet with Hamid Karzai. MSNBC made the same curious report. However, one site titled Business Portal 24 maintains that the Cheney landing did happen and the Cheney/Karzai meeting DID happen. Here is the link-
www.businessportal24.com/en/Cheney_Afghanistan_Meet_Karzai_136311.html